Hmmm, now what?

So I finally signed up for Twitter.  I clicked on my friend Heather to follow, in addition to Homemade Pizza Company, as I heard that they sometimes post specials and coupons.

Then I just stared at the screen.  And stared. 

Then I closed the window.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, has been my first experience with Twitter. 

Maybe in the future, I'll add tweets on my own.  I'm sure people would be incredibly interested to read the uber-thrilling aspects in my life like:

• It's Sunday afternoon.  Should I get out of my pajamas?
• My cat hogged the whole pillow last night.
• I wish someone would come over here and vacuum.
• Napping.

But for now, I think I'll just sit around and wait for Twitter to do the thrilling.  Dum de dum de dum....